[ GENRE ]
Humorous LitRPG
Stat screens, loot, levels, and glowing system messages — played for laughs and real stakes both.
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She wields a baguette. Beaubinte isn't ready.
A fast, funny murderhobo LitRPG about an ordinary woman, a suspiciously powerful loaf of bread, and a game world that did not consent to any of this. Eight books in — and still slapping.
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What is Stat Slap?
A fast, funny progression-fantasy series you can start in one sitting and binge for nine books. Here's the whole pitch in ten seconds.
[ HERO ]
One chaotic heroine
A woman who levels up by refusing to follow the rules, armed with questionable judgment and a legendary loaf of bread.
[ SCALE ]
9 books and counting
A long-running saga that keeps escalating — bigger bosses, dumber weapons, higher stakes, same energy.
[ QUEST LOG ]
The whole saga, in order
[ NOW LISTENING ]
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Questions from the tavern
What order should I read the Stat Slap Saga in?
Publication order is reading order. Start with Book One (A Murderhobo LitRPG) and go straight down the line to Book Nine. Each book continues the same story with the same heroine.
Do I need to start with Book One?
Yes — this is one continuous saga, not a set of standalones. Book One sets up the character, the System, and roughly ninety percent of the running jokes. Trust us, start there.
Is this actually LitRPG?
Fully. Expect stat screens, levels, loot, skills, quests, and glowing system notifications — the works. It sits right at the crossover of LitRPG and progression fantasy, with the humor turned up.
Is the series complete?
The saga is nine books strong and ongoing. Each release advances the main story, and there's more on the way. Join the newsletter to hear the second a new book drops.
Is it funny?
That's the whole point. Stat Slap is a comedy first and a fantasy epic second — think sharp system messages, absurd escalation, and a heroine who fights a mech-crab with a loaf of bread. If that sentence made you smile, you're the target reader.
Is it free in Kindle Unlimited?
Every book in the series is available to read free with a Kindle Unlimited membership, and each is also available to buy on Kindle. Paperbacks are available too.
Are there audiobooks?
Audiobook editions are in the works. The best way to be first in line — and to get a sample when it's ready — is to join the newsletter.