Stat Slap Book Six cover: the heroine holds a torch and a frying pan surrounded by a fiery phoenix and dragons.
[404 GODS NOT FOUND]

[404 GODS NOT FOUND]

The Slappening 2: Electric Boogaloo

Stat Slap Saga · Book Six

Phoenixes, dragons, a frying pan, and a missing pantheon.

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The gods were supposed to help. The gods are, per the System, not currently available.

[404 GODS NOT FOUND]. So she does what she always does: picks up whatever's within reach — in this case a frying pan — and gets to work.

Book Six is peak escalation: elemental beasts everywhere, divine no-shows, and a heroine improvising her way through the apocalypse with kitchenware.