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The Bonus Stash
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Every new subscriber gets the Stat Slap Bonus Stash — a free care package for people who like their progression fantasy with a side of bread.
It arrives the moment you confirm your email, and it's genuinely free: no purchase, no catch, and no surprise upsell waiting at the end of a dark corridor.
[ WHAT'S INSIDE ]
- The first five chapters of Stat Slap. The entire opening of Book One — enough to find out if the bread is for you before you spend a cent.
- The Baker's Burden — an exclusive Tahsi story. A fully illustrated side story you won't find anywhere else: the night a stressed-out kobold baker found an unconscious human face-down in the fish guts. Bread was, of course, involved.
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