Stat Slap Book Eight cover: the heroine rides a glowing-eyed dragon skull, brandishing a magical loaf of bread.
[ENEMY FACTION CONQUERED]

[ENEMY FACTION CONQUERED]

Enter the Bone Zone

Stat Slap Saga · Book Eight

She's riding a dragon's skull. It's fine. Everything's fine.

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An entire enemy faction thought they had the numbers. They did not account for the bread.

[ENEMY FACTION CONQUERED]. Perched on the skull of something that used to be terrifying, she surveys her latest conquest and reaches, as always, for the loaf.

Book Eight goes full dark-fantasy grandeur — bone, ash, and a heroine who has stopped asking permission entirely.